I'm not sure Joseph Gayetty made it to heaven. I don't think God's grace extends so far as to save the inventor of single ply toilet paper.

@oikawa_senpai omg im just imagining eijun running around chris excitedly w the toilet paper

my mom bought some rough ass toilet paper. shoutout to her.

lrt: ASEXUAL BUDDY! *high fives a roll of Mr. Clean toilet paper*

@WelshAlbino @neilburley78 oh I see. It's all quilted toilet paper and posh friends now #rootofallevil

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Which Way Do I Hang the Toilet Paper??? Relationships have a long list of the "little things" that tend to annoy the other partner, roommate, sibling...whatever the case may be. Little things can multiply into big problems which is why you need this book. Once and for all, you can clear up any doubt about which direction to face your toilet paper. No more hidden tensions, pent up anger, or unspoken battles switching the toilet paper back and forth...now you can move past this problem and enjoy your lives and relationships!!!

Negroes, Flies and Wet Toilet Paper It is Children's Day at Mt. Sinai Holiness Church of God In Christ in Newark, New Jersey, in the Fall of 1959 and I feel as though I am being held prisoner on the first pew. I am five years old and wearing one of my favorite dresses ... On my feet I am wearing a pair of shiny black patent leather shoes, so shiny I swear I can see my reflection in them. My short sandy brown hair, parted in three pigtails and secured by three large pink and blue ribbons, is standing on end like corkscrews. We...

How to Remove Blood Stains and Frightful Spots It’s the hideous messes they leave behind after fright night. Smashed pumpkins, broken eggs, toilet paper in the trees. Even the most well-behaved trick-or-treaters come home covered with chocolate, makeup, gum, and other sticky stuff. Here are some tips ...

Toilet paper isn't the only thing that's shrinking Have you noticed? Items in every aisle of your favorite store have been shrinking, but the price doesn’t go down as well – it stays the same. This trend has bothered Clark for years, starting with smaller rolls of toilet paper. Consumer Reports, which ...

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